feistyfeminist: caitastrophejane: norafriday: rosemarysbabyjane: nanner: Abortion. Cancelled. Firefly. I believe abortion designed the new Tumblr layout and the new Netflix layout. Abortion also leaves the toilet seat up, puts the empty milk carton back in the fridge and doesn’t wipe its feet. Abortion borrowed 50 bucks from me and never paid me back. Abortion always sets my alarm for early on weekend mornings. Abortion didn’t come to my birthday party. Didn’t even rsvp to my evite. Abortion said they’d call, but I’m still waiting by the phone.

feistyfeminist:

caitastrophejane:

norafriday:

rosemarysbabyjane:

nanner:

Abortion. Cancelled. Firefly.

I believe abortion designed the new Tumblr layout and the new Netflix layout.

Abortion also leaves the toilet seat up, puts the empty milk carton back in the fridge and doesn’t wipe its feet.

Abortion borrowed 50 bucks from me and never paid me back.

Abortion always sets my alarm for early on weekend mornings.

Abortion didn’t come to my birthday party. Didn’t even rsvp to my evite.

Abortion said they’d call, but I’m still waiting by the phone.

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    Abortion drains the battery life out of the phone when you most need it
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    I’m sorry. I’m not even pro-choice and this is HILARIOUS. Oh my gosh. The NOTES.
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    ABORTION CANCELED FIREFLY OMG. I love Tumblr
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    Abortion killed Mufasa.
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    Abortion created the new facebook layout
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    Abortion keeps putting cheese back in the fridge without wrapping it properly so it gets all super dried out and cracks.
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    Abortion bought out all the pumpkin-flavored eggnog on the first day.
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    I’m pretty sure Hitler’s mother actually considered abortion, but abortion never called her back
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    Abortion killed Ned Stark.
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    Abortion knocked me up after our last one night stand.
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    Abortion kicked my dog.
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    Abortion ate the last piece of cake that I had been saving.
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    Abortion promised me a door spot, and never came through.
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    Abortion used the last of the toilet paper and didn’t buy more.
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